Sunday, August 19, 2018

Extra, Extra! Read all about it! {Crowning of Queen Alexandra}

[April 5th, 1756]




Following the aging of the Queen of the British family to 18, she was finally given a crowning ceremony. 


The ceremony was large and tedious, in fact, the most planned ceremony since the Elizabeth I herself! The proceeds included a massive show of military force! Which in relative is puny, given the American might over the English army! Regardless, this show of force was to intimidate the 'Enemies of the British Empire' as one reporter stated, yet in actuality, it was just an attempt to quiet the newly independent Principality of Ire into giving up its God-given Sovereignty.

The first day of the ceremony concluding with an execution of the leader of the ongoing Scottish unrest! On the receiving was a massive applause for the Queen as she stood on the stand to personally fire one of the guns in the squad! While I despise the presence of our former 'Masters' across the big blue, I have got to say, this is quite the bold and commendable move!


Not all Women are able to show such a great amount of personal strength as what the new royal has shown!!!


Upon the second day arriving, loud cannon-fire had been blasted as early as Pre-Mid-Day! The Queen aired blanks throughout the streets, and kept them ringing throughout the second day until the Royal Commencement Banquet was hosted! The tables ran well into the marketplaces up to two blocks away from the palace! Almost everyone in the city got to eat at the mercy and discretion of Her Highness!


A rather detestable move, given how many providers they had stolen the food from!


On the last day, crowds were gathered on mid-day in front of the Palace of Westminster. The Queen held a rather educated and passionate speech, here's an excerpt grabbed by one of our own in the crowd:


"It is time for us to end the mistakes which are repeated by our ancestors! Invading lands, but not only invading, failing at invading! It is truly disgusting and bastardizing. We lost to, of all people, the Celts of Ire! No! I refuse! I'm going to personally end this nonsense! WE are going to personally end this nonsense! We need to RECLAIM our place in this world, and I will be in the forefront of this, whether the World appreciates it or not!"


Clearly, she seems passionate. But seeing as how two heads of the throne of those over the big blue lost to us, she wouldn't be able to force our great Union to succumb! Even if she personally landed here!




May God Continue to Bless the Union and prevent our fate from being the fate of the Tyrants over the sea!





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- Benjamin Franklin -





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